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  • Random Thoughts: The Lucky 7

    A Lucky 7 set of Random Thoughts for your amusement:

    • Insomnia update: I love those nights when long-suppressed REM — not the music group —whispers in my ear, "Hey, let's go to the gym. Have you ever tried boxing?"

    • I have a 12-year-old whose new catchphrase is "Unemployment sucks."

    • Why do people with "Diplomat" on their license plates show no diplomacy behind the wheel?

    • Memo to Virginia/Tea Party legislators: Can we talk about your decision to slash the VDOT budget? Give me a call. I'm just sitting here in my car and, apparently, I have all the time in the world to talk...

    • Favorite recent Facebook post: The real reason that we can't have the Ten Commandments posted in a courthouse is this: You cannot post 'Thou Shalt Not Steal,' 'Thou Shalt Not Commit Adultery,' and 'Thou Shall Not Lie' in a building full of lawyers, judges and politicians ... It creates a hostile work environment.

    • As spring moves toward summer, I’m staring down the barrel of global warming — in my house. The AC guy better show up early tomorrow...

    • In Chicago, the shuttle from the airport is so packed that if we get stopped, I fear everyone will have to show proof of U.S. citizenship.