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  • Random Thoughts: Travel and Time Edition

    Spring travel and time changes spawned this most recent set of Random Thoughts. Tell me what you think…

    • Apparently my daily need for afternoon caffeine has not adjusted to the time change.

    • I'd like to be the person who gets residuals from the line, "Caution, the moving walkway is ending."

    • I saw two billboards on the drive to the airport that would only be placed next to each other in Florida. One touted a hospital as the "#1 joint replacement center in America." The other advertised the opening of Barbie's Dream House in the summer of 2013.

    • Snowquestration in our area and Congress have a couple of things in common: They're all wet (at least mostly wet), with a lot of wind signifying nothing.

    • Recently I realized, not for the first time, that teenagers put the I in "id."

    • Every time I go to the dentist, I leave looking like Bill Murray in "Caddyshack."

    • The one show you won't see on Food Network: "Kitchen Cleanup." But if they're desperate for programming, make sure they give me a call...

    • When your pilot and flight attendant say, without irony, that the ride might be a little bumpy, think of it as a bonus trip to Six Flags.

    • Airports are the only place where a guy can take off his belt in public and not be considered a perv.

    • The worst sign of a bad writer is the over reliance on the shift key. 

    • Cheese is crack for the lactose tolerant.

    • Northern Virginia: The only place where a 20-minute trip on a Saturday afternoon can turn into an hour because of four traffic lights.