Post-Alabama election random thoughts after voters picked Doug Jones over Roy Moore and the horse he rode in on.
• Well, I'll be damned. There is a Santa Claus.
• I've found Charlie Sheen's comeback role. He can go into full make up, wig, and fat suit, and play Trump on basic cable. TruTV has its first Emmy winner, I'm sure.
• Dear Mr. Bannon (aka Angel of Death),
Welcome to your cold day in hell. Have a piece of coal to warm you up.
Sincerely, The Electorate