So the Capitals won D.C.’s first major championship in 26 years early late last night, sending the area into a frenzy. Of course, given everything, I couldn’t resist a few one-liners about the victory:
• I guess this means Russians get to go to the White House — legitimately this time.
• In UNC terms, D.C. looks like Franklin Street right now ... on steroids.
• Finally, we have a crowd in DC that’s not protesting. That’s a relief.